*LOL*EBOLA SURVIVOR CAUSES COMMOTION IN CHURCH
August 22, 2014
NEWS
According to ThisDay, one of
the health attendants that
attended to the Liberian Patrick
Sawyer, but survived the
ravages of the disease, went to
the church last Sunday to
testify to the goodness of God
in her life.
Those giving testimonies were
10 in number and she was
number four on the queue.
When it was her turn to share
her testimony with the
congregation, she testified that
she survived the ailment and
had tested negative to Ebola.
When it was time for her to
return the microphone to the
pastor to call the next person,
this is what transpired:
Pastor: Don’t worry, give the
microphone to the next
person.
Next person: (shifts back)
Nooo, give it to pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take
your microphone, he is not
collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister
behind him.
Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget
my testimony, may be next
week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you
are not ready to collect the
microphone, I will put it on
the floor (heading back to
her seat).
Before she could turn back to
return to her seat, everyone in
the church had jumped outside
for dear life. lol
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